turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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