Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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