I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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