Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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