You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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