We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
