I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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