I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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