I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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