Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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