when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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