smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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This is classic penis vs brain.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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