he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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