i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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