I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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