I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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