I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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