hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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