Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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