had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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