Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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