Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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