Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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