at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
