Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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