he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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