he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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