direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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