fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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