Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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