omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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