Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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