ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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