these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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