bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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