So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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