Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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