I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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