There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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