i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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