We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You smell like stripper and shame
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
