If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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