no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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