Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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