Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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