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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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