So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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