Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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