**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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