people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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