OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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