after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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