i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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