ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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