I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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