Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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